TWO DOUCHE BAGS.

November 30th, 2008

Two douche bags unite and become one gigantic douche. While I am all for marriage (I am currently married and will be leaving said marriage to hop into another union with my darling Rachelle), I am completely against these two tards marrying. I mean come on, was this another way for these two to up their bank accounts? They eloped but the minute they said I do they phoned US Weekly to get paid top dollar for their wedding photos. What could they have gotten for the exclusive photos all of a few hundred dollars? Bet they even invited their idol Ed Hardy. Next you know they will be pregnant and selling their ultrasound pics. Pathetic. Can someone tell my why these two are even famous???

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Note from MB: :What is ASS OF LOVE? He reminds me of a white Kanye West. This whole thing is gross. :sip:: <3 MB

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ANAL

November 30th, 2008

This is where i shops at. -Bater

Note from MB: LOL Shop for what?.. Gay buttocks?? ::punch::sip:: <3 MB

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THE SHIRT THAT GOT BANNED IS ON SALE NOW! F*CK CANCER! LIMITED QUANTITIES. ONLY $25!

November 29th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

If you have any sort of a memory you will recall that we tried to participate in the City of Hope Cancer walk last month and show our support for the fight against cancer only to be slapped in the face by the higher ups that ran the event and told we were not welcome. This shirt got banned and will go down in material bitch history.. we even added a fucking star in the word FUCK to keep it rated G for cunts sake. Fuck you City of Hope! Originally we were going to give all the proceeds to your foundation but now they will be going into the pockets of the staff here at MBI Worldwide so they can purchase more smokes motherfuckers. Limited quantity collectors item so snatch em up quick like lines at a hills party. ::inhale::exhale::kiss:: <3 MB

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MYSPACE WINNER: XPLICITCHICK. WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE EXACTLY?

November 29th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

I must say.. I have a secret indulgence of checking in on the official xplicitchick myspace page and trying to understand better who she is and what she does exactly. So far I gather from her “Hoes Wanted” form above she is some sort of an internet myspace pimp?.. She might as well remove the “no” part of the Ever had A disease question above.. it’s pretty safe to say the entire group of ghetto bitches rock a few dozen each. I keep checking back for the new 2009 calendar! I must buy everything she sells from the upcoming “xplicit weekend “dvd to the new “i mean business” mixtape and album.. I love her like I loved R. Kellys “trapped in the closet” series. I hope she figures out how to fix her website or place a button to buy something soon.. I don’t feel like mobbin to Willis Texanus to purchase the calendar out of the slunts car trunk. ::flexing arms::sip::kiss:: <3 MB

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MYSPACE WINNER: BECKA “STILL CUTE EVEN THOUGH ONE EYE IS SHUT”

November 29th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Email from Omanda: HEY MB CHECK OUT THIS BITCHS PROFILE HAHAHA SHES A WINNER FOR SHURE -0-

Note from MB: Thanks for this one Omanda.. I get a shit ton of emails of myspace winners and I think I am going to start doing more posts on the subject. This bitch is a perfect example of the type of “things” that are out there lurking in the deep. I suggest you view her profile and take in the lovely photos in her albums.. the comments are fucking priceless as are the pretty faces. I love her comment on the image above roflmao “still cute even though one eye is shut” Her ex looksl ike a real winner too let’s see if we can get a link to his space. ::punch::sip:: <3 MB

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HOLLYWOOD HOTLINE: PRETTY WEEK WISHES FROM PARIS AND BELLA.

November 28th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

You slunts are too cute! At least someone out there has a good heart and wishes nice things upon people because I really could give a flying fuck less if anyone has a “pretty week” except for myself. I love you little bitches! Keep on reppin’ the brand in San Diego.. Noses up credit cards down! ::scissor::::sip:: <3 MB

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HOLIDAY SALE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MATERIAL BITCH MOTHERFUCKER.

November 27th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

For those of the die hard MB fans that were around from the start 2 years ago here is what you would have seen had you logged onto the brand new baby materialbitch.com. This is how it all started and as a tribute to the birth of the most fucking fabulous website ever to exist I have decided to slash prices like turkey necks from now until Jan 1st. Load up on my amazing tees for ONLY $29.00 and grab yourself an ultra comfy velour tracksuit for just $79.00. There’s your economic stimulus bitches. Fuck your holidays!! CLICK HERE TO SHOP IT OUT!! ::sip::punch:: <3 MB

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HOW NOT TO DRESS WITH LISA BRECKENRIDGE PART 5. THANKSGIVING EDITION.

November 27th, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

People keep asking me what I am thankful for this thanksgiving day and up until now I have really had no response.. but after waking up to my stupid fucking kitties paw at my face and then turn on fox 11 news I am thankful that I don’t look and dress like the stupid slunt that is Lisa Breckenridge.

Hey bitches.. stop emailing me asking where I have been and why I have not been writing bledgers.. I have been with my MASSIVE family that Daddy feels necessary to invite for the holidays every god damned year. I can’t wait for them all to get the fuck out of here and leave me alone. Have a horrible turkey day bitches. ::sip:: <3 MB

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I IMAGINE NO RELIGION EVERY DAY.

November 21st, 2008

Posted By: MB
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

This sign was only up for a few days in Rancho Cucamonga before the religious freaks had it taken down.. what a crock of shit! Some free country we live in huh? Religion is nothing but big business and I have no respect for the bible thumping losers out there that had to complain and protest to get this shit taken down. What are they so worried about? Keep the faith motherfuckers.. god will save you or something. I prefer to believe in myself and not some silly unbelievable stories that some hippies wrote 2000 years ago. ::punch:: <3 MB

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